Take Time to Smell the Flowers

If You're Unhappy

Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.  However, soon the weather turned so cold that he relucntantly started to fly south to join his friends.  In a short time, ice began to form on his little wings and he fell to the ground, shivering, landing in a barnyard. A cow passed by him and crapped on the little, nearly frozen sparrow.  The sparrow thought  it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his tiny wings.  Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.  Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.  The cat cleared away the manure, found the little chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story is:

 1.  Everyone that shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.

 2.  Everyone who get you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.

 3.  If you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

This chain letter was started by a woman like yourself, in hopes of bringing relief to tired, discontented women.

Unlike most chain letters, this does not cost you anything.  Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who are equally tired and discontented.  Then bundle up your man and send him to the woman whose name is at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of it.

When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 18,748 men and some of them will be dandies, I can assure you!

Have faith an don't break this chain.  One woman broke it and got her own son-of-a-bitch back!  At the time of this writing a friend of mine received 183 men.  They buried her yesterday, but it took three undertakers thirty-six hours to get the smile off of her face!

Sincerely,

A Discontented Woman

Chief of Staff            Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than
                                a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on
                                water and gives policies to God!

Staff Doctor              Leaps short buildings in a single bound, is just as power-
                                as a locomotive, is as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on '
                                water, if the sea is calm, and talks to God!

Resident Physician    Leaps short buildings with a running bound and favorable
                                wind, is almost as powerful as a switch engine, is faster
                                than an "88", walks on water in a swimming pool, and
                                talks with God if a special request is approved!

Intern                        Clears a small hut, loses a race with a locomotive, can fire
                                a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed
                                by God!

Medical Student        Runs into small buildings, recognizes locomotive two out of
                                three times, frequently shoots himself with a water pistol,
                                doggie paddles and mumbles most to animals!

Nurse                       Lifts buildings to walk under them, kicks locomotives off
                                the track, catches speeding bullets between here teeth,
                                freezes water with a single glance, and "SHE IS GOD"!!